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I’m stealing David’s post concept of posting hotties he lubs. I’m starting off with Brian Greenberg because he was in a movie I watched last night and I forgot how hot he was. Can’t wait for How to Make it in America to come backkk. <3
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“Please tell me that was a tear in the space time continuum.”Eric Foreman
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OMGGGGGGGGGGG. I want.
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So I could try to gain the weight, but chances are I’m probably gonna have to go with a fat suit.”
“Uhhh, well, I’m really not fat. I mean, I see myself as stocky, or portly. I mean, you can wear a stocky suit or a portly suit.
”Kevin Bacon and Ray, BTD -
I’m 99 that I have a stalker, stage 5 clinger. Description: Dead sexy man
with 100% lean muscle. Height: 22” Weight: 50lbs and goes by the alias
Fat Tatty. You can find him within 1 foot of me at all times, and even
closer if I’m eating. For evidence, see above. -
“Your shirt and tie are disgusto barfo.”Kelly, The Office
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you know, I was in the National Guard in Connecticut during the Vietnam war.”
“file that under who gives a shit.
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“George, I’m gonna speak frank. I’m out of shape and you’re old…we shouldn’t be doing this.”Bored to Death
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David has a long-standing jealousy of my iphone, and has requested I remove my iphone signature which says, “Sent from my iPhone,” because like I said, he’s jealous. So when I addressed his jealousy, he replied,
“Blah blah blah.
Sent from my office computer at 270 Madison Ave.”lols.
edit: He’s upgraded to: “Sent from my office computer on the 10th floor at 270 Madison Ave.”
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Ughhhhhhhh I’m so fucking sick. Fuck you David and fuck you wisdom teeth, the right side—specifically.
No thanks what-so-ever.
Me
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“Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hops.”Red Foreman
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Stolen from David
A - Age: 23.
B - Bed size: queen bitches. Side note: I have the BEST bed ever.
C - Chore you hate: cleaning of any kind.
D - Don’t eat: insects of the sea.
E - Essential start your day item: 5 alarm snoozes—at least.
F - Favourite board game: scrabble.
G - Gold or Silver: White gold.
H - Height: 5’7.5”—legit.
I - Instruments you play: air trombone.
J - Job title: depends on the day.
K - Kid(s): nope.
L - Love or lust: i don’t care to choose.
M - Mom’s name: christine.
N - Nicknames: skinny dip.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: nevs.
P - Pants: leggings.
Q - Favorite Movie Quote: good times, noodle salad.
R - Right or left handed: right.
S - Sibling(s): Heather, Devon & Jamie.
T - Time you wake up: as late as possible.
U - Underwear: tightie whities.
V - Vegetable favorite: broccoli.
W - Ways you run late: too many snoozes, lack of enthusiasm, nothing to wear, too lazy to fill up the gas tank the night before, addiction to bagels.
X - X-rays you’ve had: ankle.
Y - Yummy food you make: baked macaroni.
Z - Zoo favorite: giraffes—totes jeal of their reach.
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“I think it all stems from the fact that I was….I was probed. By an alien life force. ALF.”Michael Scott
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txea:
Where you one of those kids who only ate the marshmallows in a box of Lucky Charms? Above and you can buy a 95 lb bag of cereal marshmallows for $400.
