1. 09 July 2010 ยท 12:40 PM

    Abrasive

    Preface: I slept over David’s last night because we went out for dinns and I didn’t want to drive home only to come back to Queens for work this morning.

    Anyone who knows me, knows I hate the morning. David knows—very well. That didn’t stop him from waking me from a deep slumber and immediately annoying my life. It only took about 2 seconds for me to get very angry and irritated at which point I told him to not be so abrasive at 8am. He told me I was ruh-tard for using the word abrasive wrong, and even in my post-sleep coma mind, I knew I was correct. So I immediately put into effect a challenge…and proved that abrasive fucker wrong with my iphone dictionary app. See proof below:

    abrasive: adj.

    1. Harsh and rough in manner: an unpleasant, abrasive personality.

    2. irritating in manner or personality; causing tension or annoyance

    He’s a sore loser, so he continued on to tell me that nobody uses it in this manner. And to that I say, fuck you. Webster knows who’s right, and she’s a lovely lass.

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